My sister walked up to me today with one of those liquid things that level out stuff and she said “Let me see how straight you are.”
And I thought oh jeez… “How straight am I?”
and she said, “Not straight.” or something like that and then said again
“I think you are straight and not straight, so you are both”
And I just thought…how accurate.
and then I remembered I had a super lesbianish dream last night.
I like his hands.
I’m totally a hand lady. (sounds interesting)